Q Strange Lyrics - Buy My Friggin Album Bitch! lyrics

Buy My Friggin Album Bitch! lyrics (Lyrics)

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[Verse 1]
Buy my CD or Ill break your fuckin head
I got 15 hundred copies in boxes under my bed
Heard what I said, buy it, shit at least try it
This shit is dope as fuck dont make me pull your ears with pliers
Aint no one buyin my album it shouldve been platinum
At least gold, the kids dont buy my shit Im gonna crackem
My idea street promotion is drivin through places
And peggin promo tapes at peoples faces sayin buy it you homo
A promo, what? you want free shit
You better pay up, Ill even take food stamps kid
If you aint got a job, man its cool you can rob
Still from your old man, cuz hes a fat drunken slob
And ya mom, shes blown in lonely Ville for 20
So just tell that smelly hoe you need some money buddy
I go to the stores that are selling LPs
Tellem move some fuckin units or Ill break your friggin knees
Emcees dont even wanna battle me now
My put my lyrics up because I started knockin bitches out
Interrupt rock set s from alternative bands
I snatch the mic and start beatin till its hurtin my hands
Then I kick my wicked flows until the cops are called
Ill throw a bar stool and start a bar room brawl
As I run out the door, just before I jet
Dont forget to buy my album on CD or cassette

[Chorus]
Im a dope emcee but a shitty self promoter
Ill sign a contract for a hoagie and soda
Ima use force like as if my name was Yoda
Buy my shit quick man just do what I told ya
Cant work for a living gotta eat off this
Plus I gotta crib, and a wife, and a kid
Ima shove in your face till you purchase it
Just buy my friggin album bitch!
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[Verse 2]
Dont be a cheap fuck its just 11.99
And its worth it, I aint sayin that because its mine
If its whack, dont even think youll get your money back
You and your boys can make fun of it, yo I like it when you crack
Take a bat, and use the thing for batting practi ce man smash it
I dont give a fuck man fuckin bash it you can have it
I really dont care man just purchase the shit
I really dont feel like havin to hurt you bitch
But I will, so find a way to cop my shit quick
Before I find you first, and beat cha fat ass wit a stick
Go on Carson Dailys show and request my video
You aint got one I know, just fuckin do it yo
The radio dont play me and I got no distribution
Ima walk into Land Speed and just start shootin
I cant sell cds even in my own city
Ima change my name to Q stiggy and start actin jiggy
I got promo posters as wall paper in my crib
And I wonder why no ones ever heard of my shit
If I went out and promoted I could probably sell a record
But instead Ill just sit and scratch myself, hey yo check it

[Chorus]

If you dont go out and buy my cd
Im gonna fuckin kick your ass
I aint even playin wit chu
I am literally gonna knock you the fuck out
If you dont go ou t and buy the shit
Just fuckin buy it man
You can afford it
What the fuck is wrong wit chu?
Its a fuckin dope album man just pick it up
What chu mean you never heard of me?
It doesnt matter if you never heard of me
Im fuckin tellin you now just buy the shit, what?