Lonely Island Lyrics - Ka-blamo! lyrics

Ka-blamo! lyrics (Lyrics)

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Album:Lonely Island Lyrics
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Listen, listen!
Here we go downtown
Oh boy
Oh, I gotta go all around
You cant stop
Feel the pull
You cant stay, wont stay away
Ka-Blamo!

You just won the lottery - thats ka-blamo!
You kissed Shannen Doherty - thats ka-blamo!
You joined a sorority - thats ka-blamo!
You lied about the lottery - not ka-blamo!

You met Fred Segal at a debutantes ball
You gave him your number, he gave you a call
He told you to meet him at the corner at eight
You met him at nine, thats right, you were late
You stupid idiot, you dont know what you missed
Fred Segals a star, and you called diss
His pimping-ass, cooling-ass, mack-ass building
With iggidy-ivy on the wall but not around the lettering
You dissed Fred Segal, and everybody knows
Ha ha ha ha ha! Youre not ka-blamo!

The doc fixed your artery - thats ka-blamo!
Your mouthwash is gargly - thats ka-blamo!
Your water is watery - thats ka-blamo!
I majored in pot tery - not ka-blamo!

Youre chillin with your dudes and they stab you in the face
On the way to the hospital youre bleedin all over the place
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Your leg is amputated cause you got gangrene
And then you get cancer and you die in your teens
But then this really pretty girl who you always really liked
Shows up to your funeral and thats a real mixed blessing

Your jello is wobbly - thats ka-blamo!
You met Gilbert Gottfried - thats ka-blamo!
Youre Harlem Globetrottery - thats ka-blamo!
You wash the disorderlies - not ka-blamo!

When youre mining for coal and you forget what coal is
And youre sure to be fired, because thats your job
When a moles in your ass and you wonder where the mole is
Youre screwed man, a mole is in your ass... job
The meaning of life is revealed to you
And all of the drinks are old English brew
Your whim is the word of the people on earth
But the whole mole-in -the-ass thing is haunting you... earth

When your fluids are bodily
Thats ka-blamy!
What happened to ka-blamo?
I mean ka-blamo!
Good, thats better
Thats ka-blamy!
Wait, Im confused...
We said ka-blamo!

Hard