Adventures Of Super Rhymes lyrics (Lyrics)
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Rhymes faster than a speeding bullet
Has more rhymes than a train has tracks
Able to leap sucker MCs in a single rhyme
Look, at the jam, on the mike
(Its a bird!)
(Its a plane!)
No
Im Su-
Su-
Super Rhymes
(Rhymes)
(Rhymes)
(Rhymes)...
Its the new thing, makes you wanna swing
While us MCs rap, doin our thing
Its not singin, like it used to be
No, its rappin to the rhythm of the sure shot beat
It goes one for the money, two for the show
You got my beat, now here I go
You see, this DJ, he gets down
Mixing records while they go round
With the hiddip, the hop, ya just dont stop
You rock to the beat till it makes you drop
Yes, Im one of a kind, Im Super Rhymes
And Id like to say hello
And since Im on the mic and Im ready to rock
This is how it goes
Yes, I rock so good, I rock so well
I ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-a-dang
Baby, Ill ring your bell
Yes, Im Super Rhymes, Im 22
Im gonna be 100 before Im through
Because no, I didnt come from the planet Earth
Planet Rhymeon is my place of birth
>From the day I came out my mothers womb
I found myself in the operating room
Then the doctor spanked me on my behind
I didnt cry, the kid started to rhyme
My mother said, Son, thats the way it should be
Your name is Super Rhymes, youll be an MC
So then my father put me on a meteorite
Sent me to Earth to rock the mike
I got to Earth and started layin it down
At the jam, on the mike, I could be found
While I was at the jam this one time
Rockin to the beat, said Im feelin fine
Just freakin out on a freaks behind
I looked in the face of Frankenstein
I said, No, no, shes not mine
Because my woman is fine as wine
And she goes by the name of Louis Line
But she didnt come here with me this time
Im feeling real sad, but not that bad
Ima have to run away from this crowdad
I ran to the deejay to rock the mike
H e said, Super Rhymes, take it, do what you like
So I rocked the party viciously
This guy I didnt know, walked up to me
But the closer he got, the more I could tell
It was the man they call Coward Hosell
The guy youd see on KBC
While Joe Frazier boxed Muhammad Ali
He said, Excuse me, sir, are you Super Rhymes?
The one with the fine woman Louis Line?
I said, I am, will I be on TV?
Like to float like a butterlfy stingin Ali
He said, Yes, my man, if you show me you can
I was told you had the masterplan
So I rocked the mike for Coward Hosell
To show America how I rocked so well
And while I rocked the mike, this is what I said
About Dracula, the living dead
He didnt like blood, not this vampire
The disco beat was his desire
Transylvanias where he made home
Until one day he decided to roam
And then out of the crib he did crawl
Count Dracula is what hes called
He said, The suns gone down, and now its night
Im go in to spread my wings and take a serious flight
I turned into a bat, I flew away
I said at the disco is where I gotta stay
Because back home, there was nothing like this
In Transylvania this is what Id miss
They just bite necks and suck blood all day
But I know there had to be a better way
I parked my car, sun set, Vampires, I am leaving
So I turned into a bat and cut out that evening
The first disco I hit was 54
They didnt even want to let me in the door
I said, Listen, my man, I am a real cool guy
I can turn into a bat, I can even fly
He said, Dracula, you can do all of that
Then come on in and catch a neat freak attack
So I went inside and I started to dance
And had all the ladies waitin for their chance
They said, Isnt he cool with his widows peak
And the strange way he does the Freak
He said, Where I come from its not called the Freak
Its the Transylvanian Boogie, seven days a week
I didnt get to dance with them all that night
Cause at the break of dawn I saw sunlight
I said, Im sorry to say I cannot stay
Cause us vampires must be in before it turns day
But dont forget, Ill be back
I like it when I catch a neat freak attack
And since you heard my story, its time I be leaving
In Transylvania we say good evening
Mr. Cosell said, Damn, thats good
Youll be on TV in every neighborhood
He said, Super Rhymes, youre a real MC
We must put you on KBC
I said, Ill dress to impress, wont claim Im best
Ill come a little better than all the rest
Because I never come with any less
Than all the rhymes that will pass the test
Because Im cool as ice, Im twice as nice
I never had an off-day in my life
You see, I take all your money, bust out your wife
Make you dance to my beat all your life
Cause when I get in my stuff and I start to rhyme
The sucker MCs hide everytime
Because my voice is baritone
And I really dont need no microp hone
But I use one anyway
To make sure the ladies hear what I say
And from here to there they hear my voice
The ladies hear me, I am their choice
Because my hairs more wavy than theres ships in the Navy
And they use a boat to stay afloat
To put hickeys all over my throat
Because I am SO COOOOOOOL...
Because Im cool as snow, Im like savoir-faire
Im the man you cant find anywhere
Because Im cooler than cold, Im hotter than heat
I rock to the rhythm of the funky beat
Because I got what it takes
To make everybody wanna break
You see I gotta what it take
I take it, make you wanna break
Breaker 1 (breaker 1) breaker 2 (breaker 2)
I say this is what I wanna say to all of you
Go and telephone, or tell a friend
The man known as Super Rhymes is back again
And all you fly guys, I tell you this
I take your fly girls with one kiss
Because I take the fly girls, put em in check
I got my love potion all around they neck
Theyve heard my voice and they know my name
They know within me there burns a flame
That Im MC man, headed straight for fame
I got a Coupe DeVille, diamond rings
I even got fur coats and gold plate things
Cause Im the man of the hour, too sweet to be sour
The ladies know Im the man with the power
And now that you know a little more about me
This is how I rocked KBC
You see, deep in the desert, the city Bagdhad
Aladdin was the boy, a magic lamp he had
Aladdin was to rub it and soon find out
That the lamp had magic and a genie, no doubt
He rubbed the lamp, a genie appeared
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But you really couldnt see him till the green smoke cleared
Well, the smoke was gone, and there he stood
The tallest damn cat in the neighborhood
He said, Where I come from I committed a crime
For every little thing you must serve time
But if my lamp was rubbed Id be set free
But otherwise within the lamp I stay eternally
And Aladdin, I say thanks to you
You rubbed my lamp, now my sentence is through
And Aladdin, your wish is my command
Im sorry, but you only get three, my man
He said, Genie, my first wish would be
To go to the year 1980
Hocus pocus, said the genie, Ill do that
Aladdin looked around, saw where he was at
He said, Damn, things arent the same
I wonder if Aladdin is still my name
But its nice to be in 80
And I gotta say thanks to you, genie
He said, Theres nothin to it, I used to do it just about everyday
Until I went to court, I got put in the lamp and the judge to take the spell away
But then you came along, made right my wrong
You rubbed my lamp and you set me free
He said, You used one wish, and you got two left
Aladdin, tell me whats it gonna be?
He said, Genie, in this society
You must have the green stuff called money
So hocus pocus said the genie, heres a million bucks
You take it all with you, heres an armored truck
Thanks, said Aladdin, Genie, youre a real champ
But for a little while get back in your lamp
The genie said, Aladdin, yes, Ill do that
But you got another wish, now Ill be back
So with a puff and smoke the genie was gone
Aladdin said, A new millionaire is born
Well, with all that money he made more money, Aladdin was doin swell
You see, my man Aladdin he got smart, you see, invested money into an oil well
But then one day he said, Im tired of makin the desert scene
He said, I gotta get away, I gotta go to the disco, find the freak of my dream
So he took control of his private jet
His magic lamp and money he could not forget
Yes, he got to the disco, danced and screamed
But still couldnt find the freak of his dream
But then she came, through the door
The baddest freak Aladdin said he ever saw
He said, Wow! I gotta get that girl!
Her love is worth everything in the world
She was a 38-24-3 5
Aladdin was attracted like a bee to a hive
Aladdin walked up, said, Hello
She looked him up and down and said, You know where you can go
He said, Come on, baby, dont play no game
Im called Aladdin, tell me whats your name?
Well, out of all the things Aladdin tried
She said, Listen, sucker, take a carpet ride
Aladdin said, I know what to do
I call on my genie with a spell for you
So then he rubbed the lamp, the genie came back out
The genie said, Aladdin, what youre fussin about
He said, Genie, I rocked, I said Id be her man
I tried to do it to her cause I thought I can
It was then that I met this girl
Who said she wouldnt freak me for nothin in the world
Out of all the things that Aladdin thought
She stole him a body, just couldnt be bought
So Aladdin said 450
I know youre comin to this bank with me
But the freak told him no
And my main man Aladdin, he told her so
He said, I grab my partner do-si-do
I spa nk her to the beat, but dont let go
Until I hear her holler yo, yo
To the beat, beat, check it out
The genie said, Aladdin, I agree
This freak has got a vicious body
But that wish will be your last one
After I do, my job is done
The genie said, Your wish is my command
Shell be your girl, youll be her man
So he crossed his arms, said a magic word
A hocus pocus is what you heard
He said, Aladdin, she belongs to you
Take her home and do what you wanna do
But now its time that I leave
I pull my magic carpet down out my sleeve
Im gonna climb aboard, Im gonna fly away
Back to Bagdhad, thats where Ill stay
So Aladdin looked up, said goodbye
He watched the magic carpet and the genie fly
Now this is the end of this little tale
Its time I keep rockin, the genies out of jail
So when I say rock, you say roll
When I say ice, then you say cold
Then when I say disco, you say the beat
I say its like honey, then you say its sweet
I say rock - roll
Say ice - cold
Say disco - the beat
Like honey - its sweet
Now you know my name, you know my game
Compared to me theres none the same
Because I got a funky groove, Im gonna make your body move
Because I gotta what it take
I take it, make you wanna break
Breaker 1 (breaker 1) breaker 2 (breaker 2)
I said you heard my jam, now catch the boogaloo flu
Cause Im Super Ryhmes with disco
I rock from here to Frisco
I make you hate your video
While I rock your mind in stereo
So kick off your shoes, relax your feet
Youre gonna move to my beat, it sound so sweet
Because its all of you I do adore
And I got so much and more in store
Cause all through the day, through the night
I sit down and new rhymes I write
Because this deejay, he gets down
Mixing records while they go round
With the hiddip, the hop, you just dont stop
You bop to the beat till it makes your drop
Because I rock so g ood, I rock so well
I ring-a-ding-dang-a-ding-ding-dong
Baby, I ring your bell
Because I ROCK and ROLL
In STERE-ERE-O
I ROCK and ROLL
In STERE-ERE-O
Like Fred Flintstone, said, a-yabadabado
You hear my jam, wanna yell it too
Because I got more rhymes than a clock chimes
I got more rhymes than a monkey climbs
I got more rhymes than a lemon in limes
And I got more rhymes than a bank got dimes
So freak it to the east, freak it to the west
I freak it to the girl with the biggest chest
Freak it to the west, then you freak it to the east
But you never freak out with an ugly beast
So young ladies in the 80s
Come and ride in my Mercedes
Cause the ladies see they all must stare
Because I got brown eyes and a wavy hair
Im not so tall, but Im not so short
And you young ladies are my favorite sport
So put your hand in the air and let me know youre out there
You put your hand in the air and let me know youre out ther e
Then scream: oh yeah (oh yeah) oh what? (oh yeah!)
Yall, Im leavin now, but Ill be back
To make the young ladies catch a neat freak attack
Yes, the time has come for me to leave the mike
But Ill be back with more of what you like
So - take a trip


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