Hyper Crush Lyrics - Intro lyrics

Intro lyrics (Lyrics)

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Album:Hyper Crush Lyrics
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[Whole song is spoken word]

This guy, I dont get it is he like a poster child for someone?
For your information, Butthead, hes headed for the video championships in Los Angeles.
Is that right? Well lets just see how good he is then. Guys, pick any game you want. Im good at all of em. I have ninety-seven of them.
You know ALL ninety-seven of them?

What is that?
I dont know.
Geez.
I love to powerglove. Its so bad.

Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever.
I disagree. Its a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Donkey kong sucks!
You know something, you suck!

Fifty thousand? You got fifty thousand on Double Dragon?!

You are now in the Hyper Crush Future Machine. Please prepare for speeds In excess of Mach 5. Energy levels will begin to rise at a rapid rate. If you are faint of heart or experience dizziness from flashing lights, please leave now. For those of you who are ready for absolute digital meltdown, begin creating noise in: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
No sensei.
Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
No sensei.
Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
No sensei.
Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
No sensei.
Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
No sensei.
Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
No sensei.
Prepare...

Donny you ready?
Preston you ready?
Holly you ready?
Lets get the familiar hyper crush!

So... what would you little maniacs like to do first?